http://people.howstuffworks.com/assassin-game-news.htm A game played out where you are given a person to hunt down and squirt with water.
http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PG01&p=1&u=/netahtml/PTO/srchnum.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=%2220060195313%22.PGNR.&OS=DN/20060195313&RS=DN/20060195313 Microsoft is applying for a patent for computer programs that conjugate verbs. O me miseram!