http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/ You are a fucking cunt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Products_produced_from_The_Simpsons#Tomacco Tomacco is real!

The Straight Dope on tentacle porn and semen.

http://noproblo.dayjo.org/ZeldaSounds/ Pretty much every sound effect from every Zelda game.

http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h110-5616&tab=summary Freedom isn't free.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qo1__kbwrA Somehow this classic video was never a LotD.

http://www.theawl.com/2011/03/cannibals-seeking-same-a-visit-to-the-online-world-of-flesh-eaters Too terrible for words.

http://www.mnxsolutions.com/security/two-factor-ssh-with-google-authenticator.html Google's new two-factor authentication can be hooked into PAM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoE71JEeaKE Likin' Big Dicks -Jonny McGovern & Calpernia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo3MGbNE1WA Low - Monkey