coke

Gil's LotD
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/ Transcripts from Saturday Night Live episodes and skits
http://members.tripod.com/~Barefoot_Lass/cola.html a wide variety of crazy things to do with Coca Cola

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http://www-cse.ucsd.edu/users/bsy/coke.html A directory of Coke machines that have been networked.