http://www.fashionablecanes.com/Bull_Organ_Penis_Walking_Cane.html A walking cane made out of a giant, hardened bull penis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS_6-IwMPjM A Mariachi band playing for a whale.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=standgebl%C3%A4se "German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up."

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/25/nyregion/deep-below-park-avenue-a-200-ton-drill-at-rest.html A massive drill bit used to create NYC subway tunnels will be left underground and encased in concrete.

http://www.wales.nhs.uk/sites3/Documents/501/Correct%20Position%20for%20Opening%20Your%20Bowels.pdf Supposedly this is an excellent way to poop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlDoSv6uDKQ UCLA mathematicians have created a system for automatically arranging furniture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bybYCwjkm_s Eversion of duck penii.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_by_combat#United_States Trial by combat hasn't been explicitly outlawed in the United States yet!

http://www.urologyteam.com/?q=dr-richard-chopp Dr. Dick Chopp specializes in vasectomies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_French Law French is the language once used in English courts and gave English many of its legal terms.