http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation Wikipedia has a really, really comprehensive article on how to orient toilet paper rolls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NrAWAxE5dM Shannon and the Clams - Hunk Hunt. Pretty lo-fi.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Campaign_for_North_Africa The Campaign for North Africa is an incredibly elaborate tabletop game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Orgy_of_the_Third_Reich The sex is the least offensive thing here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5kRnxF6bxQ Frank Popp Ensemble – Hip Teens Don't Wear Blue Jeans

http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/ You are a fucking cunt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Products_produced_from_The_Simpsons#Tomacco Tomacco is real!

The Straight Dope on tentacle porn and semen.

http://noproblo.dayjo.org/ZeldaSounds/ Pretty much every sound effect from every Zelda game.

http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h110-5616&tab=summary Freedom isn't free.