Gil's LotD!

http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/ You are a fucking cunt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Products_produced_from_The_Simpsons#Tomacco Tomacco is real!

The Straight Dope on tentacle porn and semen.

http://noproblo.dayjo.org/ZeldaSounds/ Pretty much every sound effect from every Zelda game.

http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h110-5616&tab=summary Freedom isn't free.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qo1__kbwrA Somehow this classic video was never a LotD.

http://www.theawl.com/2011/03/cannibals-seeking-same-a-visit-to-the-online-world-of-flesh-eaters Too terrible for words.

http://www.mnxsolutions.com/security/two-factor-ssh-with-google-authenticator.html Google's new two-factor authentication can be hooked into PAM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoE71JEeaKE Likin' Big Dicks -Jonny McGovern & Calpernia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo3MGbNE1WA Low - Monkey

http://i.imgur.com/38xjU.png Presidential fistbumps.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I%27m_Home! The BBC aired a sitcom about Hitler living next door to Jews.

http://furius.ca/beancount/ BeanCount is an accounting system written in Python.

http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/ Literal captions of New Yorker cartoons. My favorite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KN0_-HgWNo D-City Rock from the Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt OST.

http://blog.nyaruka.com/skypes-crazy-regex-easter-egg You can use sed-like regular expression replacement in Skype chats!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqG4oSfQYIY A band covers RATM.

http://thelaunchbox.blogspot.com/2011/01/view-down-below-january-23-2011.html See the construction of the Second Avenue Subway.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of ginger root into the anus or vagina.

http://fopnews.wordpress.com/2011/01/27/shape-shifters-debris-basins-and-the-san-gabriels/ Pictures of the debris basins around Los Angeles which protect the city from landslides.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code Be careful what you signal!

http://pe.usps.com/cpim/ftp/pubs/pub28/pub28.pdf This is the complete USPS standard for postal addresses.

http://www.nsrl.nist.gov/Downloads.htm The government maintains a database of cryptographic hashes which can be used to identify software.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_typography The typefaces Apple Computer has used throughout its history.

http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20110208 If you can read the text it's about our first fur president.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39jtNUGgmd4 The history of IBM.

http://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/ It's Apples to Apples only every card is Hellen Keller.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punxsutawney_Phil#See_also Punxsutawney Phil isn't the only game in town.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-hPNrKdZI Baracka Flacka Flames - Head of The State

http://www.cabinetmagazine.org/issues/16/crocheting.php An interview with two professors who crocheted hyperbolic shapes to demonstrate their properties.